This afternoon, after church we took a rest. All the kids need one and then the parents need to just to keep up with the kids. So anyway, Andrea, our second (4 yrs) took a nap with me and soon after I got up she followed me up stairs and we sat with my beautiful (and seven month pregnant) wife, Joyce.
Andrea was on one side and I on the other and Joyce was talking about the baby moving and we were hoping for “him” (“him” is used even though we do not know what the baby is just that “he” is a baby) to kick. I slowly and carefully moved my hand under Joyce’s loose shirt and placed it on the top of her belly. I then started moving my fingers a little and getting all excited that the baby was moving! Andrea then started getting excited and carefully touched the moving shirt with her finger. That touch was soon followed by her hand. A really big grin spreading over her face.
I was now conserned that she would discover that something was amiss so I had to act very quickly. As her hand landed on my fingers and started to “feel” the moving spot, I tried to grab hand through the shirt while at the same time roaring like a lion.
The shocked look was hysterical (9 hours later Joyce is still laughing). If it were any more intense Andrea would have run screaming. It definitly gave her the fright of her four year old life, that baby tried to grab her!
The recovery took about as long as it took her heart to return to normal excitement range and we all had a good laugh especially us adults with tears and everything. I was not sure Joyce was going to stop. It was much funnier in person but still a great story. Now to see if we can do it to Mark, our seven year old. I’ll let you know.